Crust

Bill, an ex-boxer, is a failure in life but has no idea what to do about it -- until he meets local dodgy businessman Hamid 'Anything-U-Need' Choudhury. Hamid convinces Bill that there is serious money to be made in man vs animal boxing bouts. Bill cashes in his life savings to buy two meters of living, breathing, armor-plated giant mutant mantis shrimp with a smashing right hook, and sets off for London to fulfill his dreams. Along for the ride are his best friend Steve, ex-condom-factory employee and amateur boxer, Steve's highly-strung girlfriend Shaz, and a misunderstood, club-clawed crustacean who is not as stupid as it seems...

Cast

Kevin McNally

Played Bill Simmonds
Perry Fitzpatrick

Played Steve Crump
Madhav Sharma

Played Hamid Choudhury
Mark Bazeley

Played Clive
Lee Oakes

Played Crouty
Enzo Cilenti

Played Todd Higgins
Pat Roach

Played The Bull
Louise Mardenborough

Played Shaz Smyth
John Line

Played Eric
Jim Ranford

Played Jim
Bob Mason

Played Tony
Michael Cooke

Played Gerry
Naomie Harris

Played Receptionist
Cy Henty

Played TV Host
Ulrika Jonsson

Played Herself
Louise Hodges

Played Siren (uncredited)
Claire Lubert

Played Cleaner

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