Hey... Stop Stabbing Me!

Recent college graduate Herman Schumacher has just taken up residence in an apparently great house with apparently great roommates. But all is not well. Why did the roommate Herman replaced leave all of his stuff behind, as though he never really left? And why do the rest of the roommates "assume" he joined a cult? And why is there a makeshift tombstone with his name on it in the backyard? And what's the deal with the monster that's stealing Herman's socks and living in a giant labyrinth under the house? As Herman searches for the answers he'll learn that they can only be found on a path that leads to sex, murderous murder, hole-digging, and a BATTLE TO THE DEATH!

Cast

Patrick Casey

Played Herman Schumacher
Andy 'Hippa' Kriss

Played Damon
Maria A. Morales

Played Carrie Mirvis
N. David Prestwood

Played Blaine
Jack Shreck

Played Hugo
Sean Hall

Played Alan a.k.a. Chartreu…
Josh Miller

Played Icky / Perkutzitwuzz…
Dan Buechler

Played Zach
Drew Ailes

Played Herman's Boss
Erik Olson

Played Weird Digger
Matt Sell

Played Bart
Nathan Morales

Played Landscaping Dude
Colin Hall

Played Mark
Brian J. Casey

Played Gary the Goon
Crystal Sholts

Played Susan
Phil Gleason

Played Jogger
Mark Cartier

Played Bernard
Jeremy Coy

Played Buff Dude
Nick Stukas

Played Thaddeus
Benjamin Kaplan

Played Herman's Dad (voice)

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