Blondes Have More Guns
A scarf, a chainsaw, and a mysterious blonde are the only clues to a growing number of stiffs (and not all of them are dead bodies!) Who can the police turn to? Harry Bates, of course, the smartest officer on the force. TOO BAD HARRY CAN’T OUTWIT A HOUSEPLANT! Lucky for him he has his trusted partner Dick Smoker and his faithful dog (who seems to be a guy in a dog suit) to help him solve the case. The only suspects are a pair of beautiful sisters, Montana and Dakota. When the trigger happy Harry gets romantically involved with the twin half step-sisters will he lose more than his cool? Inspired lunacy ensues as BLONDES HAVE MORE GUNS parodies the likes of PULP FICTION and INDECENT PROPOSAL with razor… er… chainsaw sharp wit!
Cast
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Michael McGaharn
Played Harry Bates
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Elizabeth Keifer
Played Montana Beaver-Shotz
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Richard Neil
Played Dick Smoker
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Gloria Lusiak
Played Dakota Beaver
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André Brazeau
Played Captain Hook
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David Myers
Played Lyle Shotz
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Ken Belsky
Played The Doctor
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Benny Buettner
Played Dr. Hasselblad /Henr…
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Ramona Lisa
Played Patricia Martin
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Derek-James Yee
Played Tom Woo
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Ron Meier
Played Detective
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Richard Myers
Played Dahmer
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Anderson Lim
Played Short Cop
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Bebe Conrad
Played Athletic Cop (as Eli…
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Paul Ferrari
Played Security Guard
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Carol Daly
Played Lorena
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Dianne Lanning
Played Harry's Mother
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Megan Bajon
Played Harry's Sister
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Antoinette Sandmann
Played Mrs. Landers
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Cathy Pizza
Played Screaming Woman
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Karl-Heinz Teuber
Played Montana's Father
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John Faris
Played Telemarketer
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Regis DeMidio
Played Television Producer
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Ferris Suer
Played Last Rights Priest
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Brian Vouglas
Played Wedding Priest (as B…
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Doug Holt
Played Sir Valliance
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Lee Phillips
Played Nurse
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David Furtado
Played Hugh Myer
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Denise Gernandt
Played Bouncer
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