No Sex Please - We're British
A porn-store owner orders some new stuff from his supplier, but the delivery address gets mixed with the address of the local Barclays Bank. Here, David (the bank's assistant manager) and his new wife are shocked when photos, then films and finally two girls are sent to them in their bank-supplied flat. They and the bank's head cashier then hatch a plan to get rid of the porn—without letting their boss, the local police and David's mother in on what is happening.
Cast
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Ronnie Corbett
Played Brian Runnicles
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Beryl Reid
Played Bertha Hunter
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Arthur Lowe
Played Mr. Leslie Bromley
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Ian Ogilvy
Played David Hunter
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Susan Penhaligon
Played Penny Hunter
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Michael Bates
Played Mr. Arnold Needham
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Cheryl Hall
Played Daphne Martin
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David Swift
Played Inspector Paul
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Deryck Guyler
Played Park Keeper
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Valerie Leon
Played Susan
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Margaret Nolan
Played Barbara
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Gerald Sim
Played Reverend John Mower
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Michael Robbins
Played Car Driver
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Frank Thornton
Played Glass Shop Manager
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Michael Ripper
Played Traffic Warden
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Lloyd Lamble
Played American Man
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Mavis Villiers
Played American Lady
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Sydney Bromley
Played Rag & Bone Man
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John Bindon
Played Pete Hunter
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Stephen Greif
Played Niko
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Brian Wilde
Played Policeman
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Eric Longworth
Played Man with Lighter
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Edward Sinclair
Played Postman
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Fred Griffiths
Played Delivery Man
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Lucy Griffiths
Played Spinster Lady
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John Scott Martin
Played White Line Workman
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Robin Askwith
Played Baker's Delivery Man
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Bart Allison
Played Council Workman
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Joe Reah
Played Drum Major
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Jack Arrow
Played Man at Church Film S…
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Pauline Chamberlain
Played Woman with Flowers a…
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Victor Harrington
Played Man at Church Film S…
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Walter Henry
Played Man at Church Film S…
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Fred Machon
Played Man at Church Film S…
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Pam Rose
Played Bank Teller (uncredi…
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Guy Standeven
Played Man with Pipe at Chu…
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