Scary Movie 5 - Cast

Cast

• 

  Ashley French

  Played Jody Sanders

• 

  Simon Rex

  Played Dan Sanders

• 

  Charlie Sheen

  Played Charlie Sheen

• 

  Gracie Whitton

  Played Kathy

• 

  Ava Kolker

  Played Lily

• 

  Heather Locklear

  Played Barbara

• 

  Molly Shannon

  Played Heather Darcy

• Josh Robert Thompson

  Played Narrator (voice)

• 

  Darrell Hammond

  Played Dr. Hall

• 

  Marisa Saks

  Played Amy

• 

  Snoop Dogg

  Played Marcus

• 

  Terry Crews

  Played Martin Jacobs

• 

  Mike Tyson

  Played Mike Tyson

• Dylan Morris

  Played Aidan

• Ryan Morris

  Played Aidan

• 

  Lidia Porto

  Played Maria

• 

  Mac Miller

  Played D'Andre

• 

  Erica Ash

  Played Kendra Brooks

• 

  J.P. Manoux

  Played Pierre

• Marianne Hammock

  Played Female Aide

• 

  Tyler Posey

  Played David

• 

  Sarah Hyland

  Played Mia

• 

  Shad Moss

  Played Eric

• 

  Katrina Bowden

  Played Natalie

• Christopher 'Critter…

  Played Caesar

• Scot Nery

  Played Mama

• 

  Ben Cornish

  Played Dom

• 

  Katt Williams

  Played Blaine Fulda

• Lewis Thompson

  Played Madea

• 

  Lindsay Lohan

  Played Self

• 

  Jerry O'Connell

  Played Christian Grey

• 

  Usher

  Played Ira the Janitor

• 

  Macsen Lintz

  Played French Boy

• 

  John Atwood

  Played Newscaster #1

• 

  Lane Carlock

  Played Newscaster #2

• 

  Shereé Whitfield

  Played Real Housewife #1

• 

  Angela Raiola

  Played Real Housewife #2

• 

  Lil Duval

  Played Kendra's Brother

• 

  Angie Stone

  Played Kendra's Cousin

• 

  Jasmine Guy

  Played Kendra's Mom

• 

  Ashley LeConte Campb…

  Played Antoinette Beauchamp

• 

  Kate Walsh

  Played Self

• Clifton Guterman

  Played Waiter

• 

  Anna Skidanova

  Played Nadia

• 

  Clayton Landey

  Played Sodomized Cop

• Scott Rousseau

  Played Santa

• Maui Tisdale

  Played Mama's Ridiculously …

• 

  Kendra Wilkinson

  Played Self (uncredited)

• 

  Audrina Patridge

  Played Self (uncredited)

• Zoe Pessin

  Played Honey Boo Boo (uncre…

• Emily Chandler Weste…

  Played Mara (uncredited)

• 

  Jwaundace Candece

  Played Real Housewife (uncr…

• 

  Angela Kerecz

  Played Featured Porn Star (…

• 

  Aaron Beelner

  Played Little Man (uncredit…

• 

  Elizabeth Davidovich

  Played Ballerina (uncredite…

• Amanda Jelks

  Played Ballerina (uncredite…

• Nikki Lashae

  Played Ballerina (uncredite…

• Amanda Topper

  Played Ballet Dancer (uncre…

• 

  Joel Rogers

  Played Confused Ballet Patr…

• Jon Gould

  Played Ballet Patron (uncre…

• 

  Rory Healy

  Played Bedroom Clown / Ball…

• Catherine A. Cospeli…

  Played Ape Chick (uncredite…

• 

  Moses Das

  Played Bridge Runner (uncre…

• Faith Blankenship

  Played Carpet Girl (uncredi…

• Jeff Glover

  Played Lab Tech (uncredited…

• Sandy Simmons

  Played Model (uncredited)

• 

  Kendrick Cross

  Played Rescue Worker (uncre…

• Leigh Hennessy

  Played Witch (uncredited)

• Chris Durfy

  Played Packer Fan (uncredit…

• 

  David Zucker

  Played Packer Fan (uncredit…

• Memi West

  Played Audience / Patron (u…

• Dathan Thigpen

  Played Extra (uncredited)