Suppose They Gave a War and Nobody Came?
War is brewing between the soldiers at an otherwise quiet army base and the civilians of a nearby Southern town. Brian Keith is an officer who tries to keep the peace. However, peace is hard to come by with Ernest Borgnine as a stereotypical dumb hick sheriff who's quick to call in the local militia. Tony Curtis plays a skirt-chasing sergeant who can't stay out of trouble and soon lands in jail. Brian Keith borrows a tank to release his friend from jail. Things get more chaotic after that.
Cast
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Brian Keith
Played Officer Michael M. N…
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Tony Curtis
Played Shannon Gambroni
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Ernest Borgnine
Played Sheriff Harve
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Ivan Dixon
Played Sgt. Jones
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Suzanne Pleshette
Played Ramona
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Tom Ewell
Played Billy Joe Davis
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Bradford Dillman
Played Capt. Myerson
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Arthur O'Connell
Played Mr. Kruft
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John Fiedler
Played Maj. Purvis
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Don Ameche
Played Col. Flanders
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Christopher Mitchum
Played Alturi
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Jean Argyle
Played Mrs. Calhoun
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John James Bannon
Played 1st MP
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Stan Barrett
Played Green Beret Soldier
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Dorothy Green
Played Mrs. Kruft
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John Lasell
Played Dr. Hillery
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James Gavin
Played Helicopter Pilot
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